meladoodle:

*throws coins at strippers really hard*

(via themagnificentcountolaf)

oomshi:

*asks ouija board what’s for dinner*

(via be-fine)

grapewallofchina:

ryahn:

grapewallofchina:

80% exhaustion 10% sarcasm 20% dont care

that’s 110 percent

20% of me doesn’t care

(via be-fine)

• Other people: wow what a perfect morning for a run
• Me: wow what a perfect morning to go the fuck back to sleep